Ever dreamed of being a fasci-- fashi-- fashionista? YOU CAN BE ONE, by donning the libertarian party necktie!

Want to air out all your edgy statements but not engage in a futile back-and-forth?

SAY IT IN BUMPER MAGNETS! Line 'em up on your 1998 Ford Taurus with mismatched panels and duct-taped mirrors, and watch the hippies stuck behind you IMPLODE!

Go on, take a peek!